This blog is dedicated to the sublime instruments called nose flutes and which produce the most divine sound ever. We have chosen to discard all the native models from S. Pacific and Asia, for they need fingering to be played. We'll concentrate on "buccal cavity driven" nose flutes : the well patented and trademarked metal or plastic ones, plus, by a condemnable indulgence, some wooden craft or home-made productions.

Aug 9, 2012

Happy Birthday - Part 3: Nose Flute Goodies!

In order to celebrate its first birthday, Noseflute.org has produced a very limited edition of quality nose flute goodies! 6 collector postcards of the Nose Flute Hall of Fame and 4 collector badges. You can order them... just here :


Standard Set

The Standard Set is composed of 6 gorgeous "photocollage" postcards by UkeHeidi : the 6 first entries in the Nose Flute Hall of Fame: Ezra Pound, Elvis Presley, Lloyd Buford Threlkeld, Leonard Cohen, Esther Averill and Jean-Marie Hottetotte. The back mentions the glorious nose flute fact that lead the NFHoF to accept the elected member.
These collector postcards are published in a very limited edition.

What you will exactly get :

6 different Nose Flute Hall of Fame postcards, printed on heavy coated cardboard (300g/m2), set in a crystal pocket, closed by a NFHoF sticker (click on the pictures to enlarge):


Please note that there will be no shipping
until 20th of August (Noseflute.org holidays!:)

A surprise gift will be added to
the first 20 orders!
          


SOLD OUT!



Deluxe Set

The Deluxe Set is composed by a Standard Set added with a set of 4 collector 25mm badges : 1 noseflute.org, 1 Nose Flute Hall of Fame, 1 Bocarina and 1 "hanabue!". These collector badges are published in a very very limited edition.

What you will exactly get :

6 different Nose Flute Hall of Fame postcards, printed on heavy coated cardboard (300g/m2), set in a crystal pocket, closed by a NFHoF sticker, plus 4 different badges (25mm) set in a crystal pocket (click on the pictures to enlarge):


Please note that there will be no shipping
until 20th of August (Noseflute.org holidays!:)

A surprise gift will be added to
the first 20 orders!
          


SOLD OUT!



Happy Birthday - Part 2: The Gov'nor Potato!

For Noseflute.org brithday, Maikel Mei painted a portrait of me as "Nose Flute Governor"! Hahaha! Quite resembling, particularly the double chin:), with my historic potato nose flute... Thank you very much Maikel!




I really look like a leader, even a dictator. It would fit very well on Tian An Men piazza :)




Well, my cat Patafix is a bit pissed off : now she has to stand 2 governors at home... « One was enough! », she said.



Happy Birthday - Part 1: Thanks and Videos

Today is the Noseflute.org Birthday!! Yes, on August 9, last year, I was posting this first "inaugural post" with my first stupid nose flute video.

When I begin the blog, I was not sure it would last more than a couple of month, by lack of info and mostly by absence of readers. So, thanks to you all who read the blog, thanks to those who are used posting videos, and thanks to all of you who helped me by a mean or another, notably, my sweet Nosy Diva and Mr. Maikel Mei! I wish also to thank the nose flute makers, and particularly Mr. Chris Schuermans, Mr. Kunio Katada and Ms. Kanae Miyazaki who were very generous with me, sending their jewels to me. Thank you to all my many friends in nosefluting, including Brian, Chiou, Jun, Luis, Nicolas, Ralf, Sho, Will, and so many other...

Have you ever wonder why the "Happy Birthday" theme is the music the most played on the nose flute? I suppose it's because lots of people received a nose flute for their birthday, and when they begin to play it, they hum the first thing that pops up in their head. Here is my prefered version, by Jkobster :



But there are so so many Happy Birthday cover with nose flutes, for the better and the worst! Have a look :

Aug 7, 2012

Japanese Nose Day ??

According to this article published on Wednesday 5th of August, 1964, in the Pacific Stars & Stripes, the Japanese Nose Day stood on the Friday 7th of the same month. Is the Nose Day still celebrated in Japan nowadays ? Jump on your nose flutes and blast your neighbors ears! Then, invite a nose to lunch!


[Edit : Mrs Emi Sato sent us the explanation :

Yes! 8/7.
8 sounds "hachi" and 7 sound "nana" in Japanese.
and the nose is "hana".
So, "ha"chi + "na"na gives "hana"!!

That is the reason we say that 8/7 = Japanese nose day."

Thank you Emi!]



Aug 5, 2012

Contempt for nose flute

Contempt and scorn towards the nose flute as an instrument is not new. In this article published in the Portsmouth Times on October 12, 1948, and announcing that the AFM (American federation of Musicians) had finally accepted the harmonica as an instrument, the nose flute clearly is used as an ironic example (remember that at this time, even the ukulele was considered as a toy and was rejected by the AFM).
It had been a long time since the 1925s though, when Lloyd Bufford Threlkeld and other had proved the nose whistle was a real instrument...



I retyped the text, because it is difficult to read, and also on purpose for automatic translators :

Harmonica Makes The Grade - The harmonica has been a mongrel in the family of musical instruments. Favored by the rustics, comedians, eccentrics and idlers, it originally was called Aeolina by Sir Charles Wheatstone who invented it in 1829.
Now the harmonica comes into its own. It is recognized as a full-fledged musical instrument by James Caesar Petrillo of the American Federation of Musicians. Harmonica players will be taken into the union, although Mr. Petrillo concedes he isn't out to organize fence-corner improvisers and players who give train imitations at neighborhood parties.
The reason for the ruling is that, with the ban on new orchestral recordings, harmonica players are cleaning up as recording artists.
If the Harmonicats and kindred contributors to the national culture are succeeded as recording stars by nose-flute artists and virtuosos of the comb and tissue paper, we may look for further additions to the ranks of union musicians.


Earlier or later, the nose flute was regarded as a "joke item" (check this post) or as a "very approximative" instrument (check this post).

1960 :


1971 :

Aug 3, 2012

In-cre-di-ble!

Many videos by Mister Swing on this blog, last days... But this one is so stunning, that it deserves a special mention. Hans Christian Klüver blasts many nose flute criteria here. Don't you think so ?

Aug 2, 2012

Home made aluminium nose flute, again!

After my test with a plastic samba whistle, I wanted to build an aluminium nose flute on the same principle (I love to work with aluminium...). As usual, no prior plans (I'm an empirical mind), just the idea of an horizontal cylinder, connected with a nose craddle. Well, I took an aluminium rod and cut a section, then filed the mouth hole.

Then I cut 2 circles in aluminium plate, and sanded them until they almsot fit in the cylinder ends. Finally, I stamped them with a mallet.



Then I cut and filed the labium, very sharp.




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Interlude

One reader asked me how large is my workshop... well, I have to say that I work on my desktop, in front of my computer, with very usual tools (a vise, 2 saws, a large file, some needle files, 2 metal saws, a drill, a mallet and a hammer, sanding paper, cutters, adhesive tape, and several type of glues.). Plus a shaving brush to wipe dust out and liters of great teas. I also have a buffing wheel in my "real" workshop.



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The mouth part being alsmot totally done, I cut some parts in order to assemble a nose craddle, pyramid shape, with deep triangular scoops for the base of my nose. Then I glued the parts together with a hard metal bicomponent glue.

Since I had decided to let the nose craddle totally opened, and didn't want the glue to be visible, I sprayed some red painting inside, inspired by the famous fashionable Louboutin shoes, with their recognizable red sole!
Finally, I filed the bit to "open" the end of the airway.



Then, problems began. I had to file the base of the craddle to glue it to the mouth cylinder, but didn't know the best angle. So I skyped Mr. Schuermans, and asked him for technical advices. Chris told me the labium should face the 1/3 of the airway height (uh... so easy when your airway is 1mm thick...). He also told me that making a supplementary chamber in front of the mouth was not a very good idea, so I decided to make the mouth hole bigger than I did, in order to lessen the "several chambers" effect. Chris Schuermans gave me other advices that I will put into practice the next time only : it was too late with this nose flute.

Well, I glued the 2 parts with Auto Weld and let dry for the night.



After the glue was dry, I filed and sanded it, then drilled the "trill hole" and I reamed it.

For sure, I added my "Louboutin" touch, with red paint applied as lipstick :

Done! Here is my Loboutin Hornet ("Hornet", because of the sharp angle shape and the very sharp tonality range) :


Finally, I added 2 short sections of aluminium rod, and glued a red cord to make the Louboutin Hornet hands-free :

On the sound side... The Hornet is very very sharp in its intonation. The positive points are that this flute is one of the most precise and probably the quickest flute I have. It is very powerful too, in the sharps... The "trill hole" works very fine!
The negative points are that I get some "parasitic whistlings" when I go down to the basses, and that I cannot reach very low notes.

But better is it to let you judge by yourself on this little 'free' interpretation, using the trill :



Jul 31, 2012

Samba nose whistle

One more in my series of experiments with whistles. I got a pair of very crappy plastic samba whistles, and applied my old method : make a round hole in the belly. I also rounded the air entrance in order to get it smoother for my nostril.


But what makes the particularity of a Samba whistle? the tone change holes. I decided to clog one with a drop of glue, and thus, got a "true tremolo" hole on the other side.



Indeed, it works fine. The sound is as crappy as the original plastic whistle was able to provide, but the trill works well, while acting on it with a finger, with rather the same alteration, whatever the note, sharp of medium :



Jul 30, 2012

A Vintage Nasal Huming Bamboo Sax

Two articles with picture, depicting a "new instrument" invented by a US soldier stationed in the Philippines, Walter C. Chambers. The first one was published in the Fort Wayne Journal Gazette on December 26, 1920, and the second in the Muscatine Journal and News tribune, on February 7, 1921.




Both look very similar... The titles are a bit different, one refering to Jazz, but the main difference lays elsewhere. The penultimate word is not the same, and according to it, changes the whole legitimacy for posting this in this blog.
We like to think the second version "mouth closed" is the right one, explaining the choice of the title for those papers. But in this case, what would be the use of the nasal blowing, since there is no fipple or reed ? The truth is however probably that the "nose cap" helps pinching the nose, and thus provides a nasalized sound when huming a tune.

The instrument described is not a "urban type" nose flute, but it does not need a fingering to be play. It works more like a kazoo or a didjeridoo. The tonality is driven not by the mouth cavity size, but by the vocal folds. Should we call it a "nasalized didjedidoo", or, according to the shape, a "nasal huming bamboo sax" ?