This blog is dedicated to the sublime instruments called nose flutes and which produce the most divine sound ever. We have chosen to discard all the native models from S. Pacific and Asia, for they need fingering to be played. We'll concentrate on "buccal cavity driven" nose flutes : the well patented and trademarked metal or plastic ones, plus, by a condemnable indulgence, some wooden craft or home-made productions.

Mar 19, 2013

Message from the CRAFAN

An hilarious video produced by Profglukoz. It is in French, so I have to sum up the topic for you:
This video is supposed to be a message from the CRAFAN (Comité Révolutionnaire Anti-Flûte à Nez = Revolutionary Committee Against Nose flutes) and the "anonymous" masked protagonist claims he has taken my black cat Patafix as an hostage. The CRAFAN demands any nose flute activity to be stopped right now (playing, building, modifying, etc.), otherwise, Patafix will be sold to the best-offering company to be transformed in... lasagna.

Note that Profglukoz calls our beloved instruments "tympanum massive destruction weapon"

It's a french speaking (with southern accent:) video, but the images are funny terrible and understandable.


  1. what a cruel man! And how ignorant!! I will try to get his address to send him a letter bomb (noseflute cds....)-

  2. Profglukoz for Honoraray Member of Hall of Hate!!! This Khadaffi Reincarnated probably has had a little too much glucose trickling into his brain down the funnel on his head! Send him Mosurin's CD, no mercy...

  3. Je ne vois pas en quoi cette vidéo peut être qualifiée d'"hilarious". Qui c'est d'abord cette Hilarious ? Hilarious Clinton ?

    Et Patafix!, je vais m'en faire une nouvelle perruque, la mienne commence à être ébouriffée.

    Lasagnes + perruque : l'avenir félin

  4. Yes, we will! Or better all the three of them. Plus bonus material, The Original Oberkreuzberger Nasenflötenorchester!

    1. Don't forget the slappyfeathernosewhistle orchestra!