This blog is dedicated to the sublime instruments called nose flutes and which produce the most divine sound ever. We have chosen to discard all the native models from S. Pacific and Asia, for they need fingering to be played. We'll concentrate on "buccal cavity driven" nose flutes : the well patented and trademarked metal or plastic ones, plus, by a condemnable indulgence, some wooden craft or home-made productions.

Jul 26, 2012

The most obscene nose flute...

The most ugly and obscene nose flute, I made it. It's just a joke, and I do not intend to play it anymore, but I am a bit embarassed to show it. However, I do it, for science! And hope you'll smile instead of being shocked.

While working at my series of modified whistles, I found a « glow-in-the-dark » whistle for bachelors (!), shaped as a cartoonesque pair of breasts.

Now, they look like another pair of something. Indeed, I filed salient little parts to get a smooth surface. Then I made a nose craddle in aluminium plate, and inserted a piece of aluminium rod to avoid air leaks at the mouth (exactly as it features on the original Nasalette, by William Carter).

Well, this is not really an elegant model and you can easily look like a pervert with it, but it glows in the dark!

And a video for the sound :


  1. Hehe, very cool!.

    As usual you dressed well for the occasion, the hat fits just right.

    I am guessing that the aluminum pieces are removable, and you can use them in different whistle bodies. Another great invention.


    1. haha! You like my hat ? :)

      Well no, the aluminium part is not removable because I had to use some glue to avoid air leaks... they must fit tight.

  2. Best hat so far.

    This type of song is great: I have always felt that the right type of music really helps in making the nose flute sound like a true instrument. The accompaniment on the ukelele is perfect.

    One thing worries me though: this looks so much scarier than the Hannibal Lecter mask; I am sure you won't use this in your "communication with kids"...?

    1. Thank you! hahaha! not for kids!:)

      The song : the lyrics are stupid, obscene, pornographic... But the music is not bad, from brittany.

  3. Je suis pliée de rire et en émoi admiratif devant tes talents oh Noseflute! Well done really!